It's a little known fact...& other funny bits

....that I was the original choice to play Capt. Kirk in the original Star Trek series

















Got an email this morning. The subject heading read "Premature ejaculation cure"
Didn't need to open the email because I already have my own cure.
I call it "have her start without me"

I know this set of triplet sisters I call "The Road Sign Trio"
The one I liked best was "Slippery when wet"
The bitch was "Do not Cross"
The prude I liked to call "No Entry"