random thoughts.

according to doctors, at the time of his autopsy Michael Jackson was a healthy man. Funny, at the time of his autopsy I thought he was dead....

Enjoying Survivor so far. I almost like that mean Ryussell guy.

Moving back to the Vancouver area. It sucks but it's what I gotta do to get healthy.

I'm out of the hotel now. Staying at a friend's place for now until I get the call to go down to the coast.

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K  = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Life boils down to 2 questions :
 
1) Should I get a dog

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
or 2) should I have children?