Friday, July 10, 2009

Things...

According to facebook 201,814 people in the world share my name.
I bet none of them are as cute as I am.

Joe Sakic retired from the NHL. Stellar career. A no-brainer for the hall of fame one day. Thanks for the memories Joe.

I need to visit Vancouver soon. Need a break from small town life and I miss my friends.

My "Dragnet" night was great fun. I think tonight I'm gonna watch a bunch of old gangster flicks.

Giant burgers for supper tonight! woot woot!

Here's a survey and my answers to it :
1.Name something you use in the shower:myself
2.Name something a football player wears under his uniform:women's underwear
3.Name something people hate to find on their windshield:a body
4.Name something a man might buy before a date:condom
5. What is another word for blemish?esso
6.Something you cook in the microwave:baby frogs
7.Name a piece of furniture people need help moving:bed
8.Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman:her daughters
9.Name something a dog does that might embarrass its owner:hump his leg
10.Name a kind of test you cannot study for:blood test
11.Name something a boy scout gets a badge for:helping old bitches cross the street
12.Name a phrase with the word "home" in it:Homey don't play that tune
13.Name a sport where players lose teeth:hockey
14.Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day:expect them to do homework
15.Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat:Larry
16.Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it:jeans
17. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it:bank account
18. Name one person that is most likely to respond:my other personality

I see that Sacha Baron Cohen has a new movie out. Happy happy joy joy. I don't get this guy and why people think he's funny. I have tried watching Borat quite a few times and can't get more than 20 minutes of viewing before I want to reach into my tv and bitch-slap him to death. He's not funny, he's as annoying as hell. Same with Nardwuar.


OK, see ya next time.
stay safe

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