jokes and such things.

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end


A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder on Michael Jackson’s Death…
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Deep stuff eh? I nearly cried when he said “. .. . . . .. .. … .. .. . . .... ....”


Big Brother is back for another round. Early impressions : Russell is a jack-ass. Ronnie is sneakier and more coniving than most people would think. Chima is almost as bad as Russell. Enjoying so far.

According to Facebook I am 85% crazy. As I said there : I prefer to look at it as 15% sane.

Time to go check the mail, have a great weekend everyone!