A whole bunch of things.

You know that show "So you think youy can dance"? - I prefer to call it "So you think I won't change the channel?"
Along those lines - I like to call "CSI-Miami" "CS-I can't act"

Did you know that here in Canada the A&E network is called "Eh? & E"

Just because I have the right to remain silent doesn't mean I have the ability.

Was going through a box of stuff in my closet the other day and found a bible that belonged to my grandmother. It's a huge thing. Apparently a Catholic bible as it has a lot of extra things in it, such as a list of all the Popes (up to John Paul II - published in 1981), a history of the Vatican and such. It also has some other cool things like a couple of time-line charts referencing events in the bible along with other historical events. I've decided to take on an ambitous project : I am going to read the Bible from start to finish. Normally I don't read books when I know how they end,(we all die and a lot of us go to hell) but I thought it would be cool to do and hi-lite certain passages that stand out. I will give periodical updates when I have a few passages that strike me as funny, interesting, odd, whatever. The first thing I did was look up the 10 Commandments. There are a few that I would like to discuss today :

"You shall not take the Lord's name in vain"
For Christ's sake, why not?

"You shall keep the sabbath day holy" (no work, etc.)
I don't do anything the other 6 days, why start Sunday?

"You shall not kill"
But some people soooo deserve killing.

"you shall not commit adultery"
Since when do I do anything adult-like?

"Do not bear false witness against your neighbor"
So if it's not my neighbor, it's ok? THere's this guy that lives way across town that I'd really like to screw over.

"You shall not covet thy neighbor's house,wife,slave,ox,or ass"
No problem,mostly,because his house is a dump, his wife is a bitch,his slave ran off with the ox. But his ass? THAT I covet!.

I have tried watching The Sopranos on A&E. The show just doesn't have the same appeal to me anymore.I still feel ripped off about the finale.

I watch the original Perry Mason series from the '50's everyday.
Boy, did women in the '50's have pointy boobs.

I have two really,really good friends who recently celebrated their birthdays. Since I couldn't afford to buy them anything I promised them I would sing a song at Karaoke tomorrow night. I'm going to be singing "I'm just a girl" by No Doubt. Should be fun.

Speaking of music : two of my favorite lines in song are :
"It's hard to believe we need a place called Hell" (INXS, I believe)
and "You got me shaking like milk" (The Cure)

Pretty much done for today. I will close with this :
"I love my family dearly. I'm just glad there aren't more of them"

Take care y'all.