Study...

The Western Canadian Provinces funded a study to see why the


head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and

$180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than

the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.



The Quebec Government decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of

research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to

give the woman more pleasure during sex..



Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted

their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2

cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from

slipping off and hitting himself on the forehead.