funny bit

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
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> -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
> like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
> keep the chips and dip coming.
> -- Alan, age 10
> -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
> who you're stuck with.
> -- Kristen, age 10
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> 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> -- Camille, age 10
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> 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> the same kids.
> -- Derrick, age 8
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> 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> Both don't want any more kids.
> -- Lori, age 8
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> 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
> enough.
> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
> -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> -- Martin, age 10
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> 6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> -When they're rich.
> -- Pam, age 7
> -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> - - Curt, age 7
> -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> - - Howard, age 8
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> 7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> someone to clean up after them.
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )
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> 8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> -- Kelvin, age 8
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> And the #1 Favorite is.......
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> 9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
> truck. -- Ricky, age 10