Because its bone and cartilidge from other parts of my body my nose doesn't work properly.
Yup, it's impossible for me to smell right.
Nabisco's "original spoon size" Shredded Wheat.
How the hell do they know what size the original spoon was?
Sometimes when I'm watching a movie on TV it starts with this "This film has been formatted to fit your screen"
How the heck do they know what size my TV is?
Charlton Heston recently died.
Can I go pull his rifle from his cold dead hands now?
I recently quit drinking.
Had to, my beer was empty.
I said no to drugs.
They just didn't listen.
I know this person whose head is so far up their ass that they break their neck every time they sit down.
If I ever go to Las Vegas, I'm probably never coming back.
I bought a mop last night and I'm actually quite stoked about it. I must be getting old.
If you had my mom you'd be a "momma's boy" too.
1 comment:
That's an interesting comment on the post below this one, LOL!
I've seen the story about the mama cat going back into the burning building to save her babies. I think they named the cat "Scarlett", didn't they? Makes you go, "awwwwwwww!"
I've wondered about the spoon size shredded wheat myself.
Thanks for your encouraging words on my blog, and hope you're having a good weekend! ;o)
Love and hugs,
Diane
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