"A fool and his money are soon parted"....cuz he keeps spending it on a war that just ain't too popular.
"A stitch in time saves nine"....nine what? And what sort of thread would you use to make that stitch?
"He who laughs last..."...didn't get the joke at first.
"Say no to drugs"...that way there'll be more left for me.
"When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet."....throw somebody else in.
"When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece"...well, master-something.
"Not many men have both good fortune and good sense."...and most have neither.
"Champagne to my true friends and true pain to my sham friends."...and a beer for me.
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