and he lives here in town

Last night at work a guy walks into the station, comes up to the counter and says "Give me a mickey of Wisers" I stare for a second and reply "Pardon?" the guy asks "how much is that?" I answer "I got no idea" he goes to say something, stops, looks around and then says "oh, I thought this was the liquor store" I tell him that "no. the liquor store is down one block, but they're not open until tuesday morning" he says "ok, I'll go wait" and then leaves. My co-worker and I turned and looked at each other for about 5 seconds and then practically fell to the floor in tears of laughter.