Just saw an ad for one of those pills that helps you maintain an erection. At the end of the ad they had a little blurb
"If you have an erection that lasts 4 hours, call your doctor immediately"
Well, at this point, I'd settle for 4 minutes, but if I have an erection that lasts for 4 hours - the LAST person I'm calling is that 60+ year old, grey-haired wrinkled old man!
I might call my doctor if she was hot and not busy for, oh say - 4 hours.
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I love those commercials! They crack me up, especially the one for levitra.... You know, the one that displays a character named 'Bob' with an almost homicidal smile splayed across his face the entire time. LOL!
What cracks me up is the warning to discontinue use if you "experience a sudden decrease in vision." So there you have it, folks. Masturbation AND boner pills make you go blind.
Or maybe some users happen to be masturbating a lot because they can't find enough tail to satisfy their four-hour-long erections...
That explains my glasses!
I think my personal fave of those commercials is the one where all those married guys take the little blue pill, get their erection and how do they celebrate? By staying in with the sex-starved wife? NOOOO, they decide to go dance in the street with other men.
I guess closeted, married gay guys need treatments for erectile dysfunction, too.
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